When I grow up......

So, I was in the car with Wyatt and he proceeds to tell me what he wants to be when he grows up. At one point in his life he wanted to be a Deer Hunter. I'm really not sure where that idea came from but he spoke about it a lot. He was age 4 at the time of this DREAM job of a Deer Hunter. Then he wanted to be a Cop as he stated it not a Police Man but a Cop. Then it was a Tank Driver, and a Sub Driver (you know for the great Dental plan Sub drivers have) so he now tells me he wants to be a Doctor because they get all the chicks. Hmmmm really?

Well as we continued to drive he then tells me he wants to be a "Crazy Scientist that can bring people from the dead alive". (my 1st thought was Pet Cemetery) he continues to tell me his theory on this type of employment. "If I could be a crazy scientist (not sure why he refers to it as crazy) I would bring my Dad back to life" (oh) then he says "well my Dad might just be bones but I could hang him up in my room." I really didn't know what to say.... however Wyatt decided to finish his thoughts by saying "I think I'll be a Doctor so I can be with all the babes!"

What a kid!

Why?

So it's Monday morning and Wyatt is getting ready for the day. He makes the comment to me "Hey Mom! Why do you always make me wear underwear? It just doesn't make sense."

I state back to him "Well you don't have to wear underwear, but it's most likely more comfortable with underwear on."

So he then says "Lets make a deal, I'll wear underwear on important days (huh?) and go without underwear on the non important days" Then he proceeds to ask me "Hey Mom! can you remind me that I don't have to wear underwear on the non-important days?"

Sure I'll do that! :)

Theme music.............

So, Wyatt was playing outside and was singing a song. He was has happy as he could be, as I walked closer to him I heard what he was singing. It was circus music. Now I hope you all remember what that sounds like because I'm not sure how to put that in words. Anyways I asked him why you are singing that tune. He said "Mom it's my theme music!" Then I asked him Why do you have theme music? He states "Because my life is a movie and every movie has music" Wow what a little nut! Of course as the day went on he decided to give me theme music. He chose the music that plays when the Wicked Witch of the West appears!!! That's my boy!

Songs..........

Okay, so when I started this blog I wasn't sure how often I would get "information" from Wyatt, however I've got new stuff just from day 1!! Woohoo!


So, I was minding my own business reading a book when Wyatt yells from the other room. "Hey Mom get a listen to this!" I didn't hear anything. So then he yells "Oh wait you'll have to wait until next time." Um Okay. So several hours pass I didn't think any more of this event from Wyatt until............."Hey Mom, come here! listen to this!" So Wyatt proceeds to go pee and while he is peeing he is stopping his flow of pee to Jingle Bells. WOW!!! I say "Hey Wyatt maybe we should take this talent and get you on America's Got Talent." Wyatt yells "YES! I could SO be on that show!" Then he puts his finger to his chin and states "but I don't think I have enough pee, and I really don't like to drink water."

Such a funny kid!

In the beginning...........

Ahhhhh Motherhood, such joys, such fun, such laughter, such pain, and I mean pain like OUCH! For having my toes stepped on for the millionith time you think my feet were HUGE!! (nope normal size 8.5) Okay so this Blog is full of statements or comments made mostly by my son Wyatt. I'll also throw in some comments made by other children (Wyatt's cousins). Children say the funniest things. So for any of you reading this it's a work in progress. I will add more as I collect them. Enjoy!

Wyatt for the most part is a normal child he does have ADHD but that doesn't slow him down one bit. He will have conversations with himself on all sorts of issues. From politics to video games. Wyatt will express his thoughts whenever and however he can. He will also remember where and when you stopped him from finshing his toughts and he will proceed to finish that conversation later (like days later)this can be frustrating for most adults, but Wyatt doesn't seem to notice or care.

In my years of knowning Wyatt (9) he has said some very off the wall things at times. So here are just some samples.

"Mom, do frogs have eye lashes? If so do they were that black stuff you put on yours?"

"Mom, will my Frank (referring to his Frank & Beans aka. Weewee) get as long as my leg? If it does will it have to wear a shoe? It might be hard to just buy 3 shoes"

This is the start of what I like to call Wyattisms.