Monster..............

So Wyatt is almost 10 years old. He still requires help in the bathtub. Washing his hair and rinsing his hair is just something he can't seem to do on his own. However drying off he SHOULD be able to do on his own. Well has I was helping dry him off he states

"Hey Mom, I'm just like a Greek god"

I think I've created a Monster!

Irish Drinking song...

So I'm not sure it's a good thing that Wyatt likes to keep his door shut..............

I heard him singing in his room and I wanted to take a peek to see what he was doing in his room.

I turned the door knob and opened the door just enough to see.

YIKES!!!

Wyatt was in his underwear (aka Undies) singing a Irish Drinking song with his hands holding his undies open moving his hips back and forth.....he then spotted me and said "Hey Mom you should see my frank and beans dance!"

I'll pass.....

At that moment I knew it was best that his door was shut....I just slowly shut the door and walked away.....very quickly.

Ugh!

Thrilling Sensation........

So, when I shop at Target I really prefer NOT to take Wyatt with me. It gets to just be too much when he's along and you have a list of items to purchase....well just yesterday I had to bring THE Wyatt with me.

So we are in the health and beauty section Wyatt has walked around the corner from me and he comes back and tosses a box into the cart. He then states "Here ya go Mom, something we both need!"

I looked down and to my SHOCK it was a Box of K Y Jelly......

I took a deep breath and hoped the man and women next to meet didn't pay attention to what he just tossed into the cart that "WE BOTH NEED".....You know That Thrilling sensation Men can get. Wyatt caught that phrase from the commerical. He claims he'd like to have that Thrilling sensation too. Sigh.......

I'm thinking him playing video game 24/7 isn't such a bad thing....

Such the life of a Mother!