Man legs?

So, during Christmas vacation (yeah right!) Wyatt and I had to share a room. I was in my PJ's and he looks at me and says

"Hey Mom, no offense, but you've got hairy legs like men." I was shocked because I had just shaved that morning. Then in his loving sweet 10 year old way he says

"that's okay maybe you can braid the hair and not have to wear any socks all winter."

Sigh.........

2011.....

Okay, so it's been way to long since I've posted anything on this blog....I'm sorry for that.

So 2011 has been a busy and interesting year. When I ask Wyatt to think about the year 2011 and tell me what he likes about it he just responds with I like my Wii.....sigh.....

So this year's Christmas was busy and loud. My sister and her family were up from Texas and Wyatt's Great Grandma (104) was up as well. We ate a lot of meals together and it's funny how a 10 year old boy and a 104 year old have so much in common.

It was funny when sitting and eating and Great Grandma burps (not even sure she's aware of this) and Wyatt starts to laugh and then he burps and I remind him that he needs to say excuse me. He than looks at me and than his Great Grandma and yells across the table

"EXCUSE ME!, Geez Great Grandma you're old enough to know that when YOU burp you should say excuse me." She just nodded and kept eating. It was a funny moment.

Ew.....

I know it's been a while since I've posted...it's been a busy summer....

So, the other day Wyatt and a couple of his cousin's (Max & Coleman) were playing with sidewalk chalk. They decided to make a potion. So they made all the chalk into a powder and put it into a cup. They asked if the could add water to it. So they added some water with the hose. Well I wasn't watching what THEY were DOING. (MISTAKE) They were back on the driveway mixing their potion and asked me to look at it. It looked like gray water. So Wyatt poured some in my hands. I asked him why it was to sticky and kind of thick.

"Oh that's becuase we put in our snot spit in the water"

I think I threw up in my mouth.

Boys are so nasty! No wonder the world is the way that it is...Ew!

E.R.

Well, last week was horrible....weather wise....we hit upper 90's with the dew-point in the mid 80's. It was hard to breath.

Well with that and Wyatt now a 10 year old I didn't really pay attention to his intake of liquids. Well that bit me in the butt!

Wyatt got up at 5:30 in the morning with a fever. He had a hard time moving and just laid there. Later in the morning (while he laid in my bed so he could watch TV) he began throwing up. UGH!! His fever kept coming and going. I called the nurse line and they suggested that I take him to the E.R. Well lets just say Wyatt was very upset about this.

We get to the E.R. and he's answering questions and bla bla bla. They put a band on his arm and we're good to go.....to wait some more....

Wyatt is just laying down with is head on my lap and this woman comes in with her BIG Computerized wheel chair and two people to assist her. Wyatt states very loudly "Hey, Mom do you think she was raped?" (OMG!) I just said no I don't I think maybe she was in an accident....lets stop talking right now.....

So, the nurse brings us to a room and he was all excited about having his own TV. Yay Cartoon Network for hours!!! They started to hook him up to a couple heart monitors and he started to get worried about having a shot. "NO SHOT, NO SHOT!!" But he realized that these items on him don't really hurt. We also discovered a great game. I would freak him out so he could watch his heart monitor beep faster and higher. Great game!!

Well the Doctor want him to began drinking apple juice. Wyatt hadn't peed for 25 hours at this point in time. He said if he didn't pee after all this juice we'd have to set up an IV. Well after drinking 32 oz of juice he yelled "I'VE GOT TO PEE!" (yay) We run to the bathroom. Wyatt is in the bathroom "awwwwwwwwwwww peeing feels soooooo gooooooood" then he yells "hey Mom, they have these white hats in here" I opened the door and see one on his head and I laughed and said little man that isn't a hat. It's a bowl for people to put on the toilet to catch their poo. Well those "hats" are pretty good frizbee's too!!! Heads up!!

The end result from the E.R. Dehydration and Strep. UGH!!! Wyatt got a BIG Shot in the butt before we left. NOT a happy camper. I'm glad we didn't stay in the waiting from for much longer a lot of new interesting people arrived and Wyatt's comments might be just too much to handle....

Sigh.....

Good thing.....

So, besides Wyatt explaining to me that since I'm almost 40 I should get cracken on having another baby....like that's happening!

We were watching HOARDERS and Wyatt was just shocked at what some people will "collect" and trash their homes with. He turns to me and says....

" I'm glad that after my Dad died you didn't start Whoring"

I looked at him and said it's called HOARDING there is a HUGE difference between HOARDING and WHORING.....he just looked at me and said

"well if you were a whore what would you whore? I think you might collect nail polishes and boobholders because you have a lot of that stuff already."

Good think I'm not a whore then.......Ugh!

After a month..........

Well it's offical Wyatt is now a Double Digit! He's 10!!! There is no living with him now.

A few months ago Wyatt wanted me to purchase him deodorant. So what the hay I did. He used it a couple times after his bath/shower. It's has sat on his dresser untouched ever since.

This morning I made the suggestion that now that your 10 maybe you should start using your deodorant every morning (yay something else I need to remind him to do besides changing his underwear!) Wyatt states to me

"No I don't need to put on any deodorant until I'm 10 years and 1 month old."

"Umm okay....why is that?"

"Well, my sweat needs to develope and it should take about a month to do."

Ugh..............sigh............

Monkey

So just a random thought from an almost 10 year old...

"Mom, has a Monkey ever pinched your boob?"

Good lord............

Sigh.............

Okay, so it's Saturday and we just got hit with about 2 inches of snow. Yes it's April 16th and we just got snow.....ugh, but it should be gone by this afternoon.

Anyways so Wyatt and I have a few plans for the day, we're meeting friends and going to see the movie "HOP". I picked out Wyatt's clothes for the day (it's just scary IF I don't pick out his clothes for each day) Wyatt says

"Mom, I'm feeling like I should wear something Sexy today"

OMG........sigh........

Dumb girls.....

Okay, so there was a day off from school and at the house the daycare had a couple extra kids. A couple extra GIRLS....the house isn't used to many girls so Wyatt was excited that one of the girls was about his age. So the girls were making an Easter project and one of them says "I have to use the ladies room."

Wyatt looks at me and says "How come I NEVER get to use the ladies rooms?" I just had to laugh....

He sees that she is just going to the bathroom and looks at me and says "Oh isn't just the bathroom?"

"Yes it is just the bathroom"

"Girls are just dumb then"

Boys.......

Monster..............

So Wyatt is almost 10 years old. He still requires help in the bathtub. Washing his hair and rinsing his hair is just something he can't seem to do on his own. However drying off he SHOULD be able to do on his own. Well has I was helping dry him off he states

"Hey Mom, I'm just like a Greek god"

I think I've created a Monster!

Irish Drinking song...

So I'm not sure it's a good thing that Wyatt likes to keep his door shut..............

I heard him singing in his room and I wanted to take a peek to see what he was doing in his room.

I turned the door knob and opened the door just enough to see.

YIKES!!!

Wyatt was in his underwear (aka Undies) singing a Irish Drinking song with his hands holding his undies open moving his hips back and forth.....he then spotted me and said "Hey Mom you should see my frank and beans dance!"

I'll pass.....

At that moment I knew it was best that his door was shut....I just slowly shut the door and walked away.....very quickly.

Ugh!

Thrilling Sensation........

So, when I shop at Target I really prefer NOT to take Wyatt with me. It gets to just be too much when he's along and you have a list of items to purchase....well just yesterday I had to bring THE Wyatt with me.

So we are in the health and beauty section Wyatt has walked around the corner from me and he comes back and tosses a box into the cart. He then states "Here ya go Mom, something we both need!"

I looked down and to my SHOCK it was a Box of K Y Jelly......

I took a deep breath and hoped the man and women next to meet didn't pay attention to what he just tossed into the cart that "WE BOTH NEED".....You know That Thrilling sensation Men can get. Wyatt caught that phrase from the commerical. He claims he'd like to have that Thrilling sensation too. Sigh.......

I'm thinking him playing video game 24/7 isn't such a bad thing....

Such the life of a Mother!

Music

Well has I'm sure you've heard Wyatt wants to have his own Theme music.....he also wants to be called "THE WYATT" yikes.....anyways the other morning when I woke Wyatt up for school I found it very fitting that the iPOD was playing the theme to "THE GODFATHER" hmmmmmm it seems ever so fitting......

Look!

Nothing is more scary then when you hear your child yell....

"Hey Mom! Look what's inside my undies!"

I'll pass thank you very much!

Eww................sigh.....

Theme music.....for Mom

So, Wyatt has decided that he needs to have theme music for the times he enters and leaves rooms. He thinks the JAWS theme would be great.

Well he has now decided that I need to have theme music. Wyatt's comments

"Mom I think when ever you enter the room the DARTH VADAR theme should play." (such a sweet boy)

"Oh wait I think you should have the WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST theme play....that's a better fit for you!"

All I could do was look at him while he gave me his sweetest smile a 9 year old could.

Sigh............