Paycheck

So the discussion of clean underware has come up yet again.....Wyatt calls them "undies".

Wyatt told me that he isn't paid enough to change his undies every day.

I explained to him that I'm not paid nearly enough to deal with a boy that has a stinky butt.

Wyatt said "hmmmmm good point Mom, but I think I should get a raise if I change them every day."

Like that's going to happen!! :0)

Boyfriend?

So, Wyatt and I were enjoying breakfast this Monday morning and he looks at me and says.

"I can see it in your eyes mom!"

"um....what?"

(Wyatt) "That you're in LOVE!"

(me) "really? that's news to me."

(Wyatt) "I can see the googling in your eyes that you're in love with some college boy you're in school with."

(me)"Really?"

(Wyatt)"Yes you're eyes have stars in them and flying birds are around your head."

hmmmmmm...............

(Wyatt)"Oh wait I think that means you've been hit in the head with something not that you're in love."

So now Wyatt is compairing things in life to life in Bugs Bunny Land!!!

I was getting worried there for a second, not sure where his conversation was going.......to be young.

Kiss my Grits!

So nothing is as fun as shopping but shopping with a 9 year old boy is something to be desired!

So, I'm walking at CUB and picking up items for dinner and Wyatt is walking around asking for this toy and that toy (I really HATE that they sell toys!) All of a sudden I get this SMACK on my butt. Wyatt then YELLS "Get moving Woman, I needs to pee!" I was in SHOCK and just rolled my eyes and kept walking. Who knows what gets into that kid. I'm sure the line he used on me was a line from a movie.....I hope.....

UGG!

Date?

So, Wyatt has asked me out on a date, he said I need to date more and he'd like to take me out. However then he states "Mom you've got to pay for the date." Such a nice little man!

3rd person

So I'm driving Wyatt to TaeKwonDo and he starts talking to me in the 3rd person. All about Wyatt's likes and DIS-likes. The part that really got me was that as he was talking as a 3rd person (you know as Wyatt) he was talking with a Southern Accent. What's up with that?

Teeth

Well, Wyatt has now lost 3 teeth without a visit from the toothfairy. It's not the Toothfairy's fault on this non visit problem. Wyatt has seemed to have forgotten that he has lost his tooth, until he looses another one then he remembers he has a back up of teeth. Last night he lost another tooth (3rd tooth) and he left it sitting on the window sill in the kitchen with the other 2.

So, he sees a commercial for Dentures and thinks it would be cool to have teeth you can take out and put in when ever you want too. I tried to explain to him that having dentures isn't always a good thing and in this day and age you should not require dentures. So I'm wondering maybe he's saving his baby teeth to make his own set of dentures? I wouldn't put it past him!!

Besides him wondering when I'm going to start wearing Adult Diapers he wants to know when I'll start using E.D. medication too! I HATE COMMERCIALS!

Gotta love kids!

Another one?

So Halloween was a HUGE success Wyatt was Harry Potter and feeling pretty good about his choice of a costume, until some neighbors had no clue who he was (I guess they are clueless to Harry Potter. Wyatt said to one person "Duh...I'm Harry Potter, the greatest WIZARD ever!" I guess the smeared scar on his head wasn't a give away of who he was, or the round glasses or the cape......

So, when he was done trick and treating we were at home checking out his HUGE stash of treats and the doorbell rings. Wyatt yells "OH we have customers!" I had never thought of trick and treaters as customers. I found it funny!

Also the little booger knew I took the little box of Milk Duds! How he knows that I'll never know!!! AHHHHHH!

Lost friendship

Wyatt came home from school pretty upset. He said "My friend Patrick, well he's no longer my friend. He dropped me."

I told Wyatt I was sorry to hear this and asked him if he knew what happend for Patrick to drop you?

Wyatt said "NO, Patrick is such a D-Bag!"

Ahhhh okay.....not sure where he's heard that term from but alrighty then.