Problems.....

So, I'm still not sure where this conversation was going or even why it started but Wyatt asked

"Hey mom, do people I mean children have problems?"

"sure, what kind of problem are you talking about?"

He says "well you know like the problem of not being able to listen? and I don't mean they're deaf"

I just said well I think there are a LOT of children that have that type of problem."

he looked at me and stated "well I'm so glad I don't HAVE that problem!"

I just looked at him and stared and he says "WHAT?"

I just look and turned and walked away......A....mazing.....

Bus ride.....

So Wyatt has about a 20 min bus ride and you just never know what's going to happen on the bus. He has 2 different drivers so the morning driver is a woman (with no teeth) that pays attention to what the kids are doing on the bus, the afternoon driver (an older man) listens to Sean Hannity while driving and doesn't seem to care that there are children on the bus. So there have been some issues.....

Well, Wyatt came home yesterday a little upset he says "Mom, this girl on the bus called me GAY! So I called her GAYER"

I asked Wyatt if he knew what GAY meant. He said no. So I attempted to tell him.....I said well there are a couple different meanings for that word and I 1st said it could mean that you're really happy.

Wyatt says "NOPE that is NOT what she meant, so I said she was 1 million times gay and she said that I was 5 millions times gay and I said that she was 500 million times gayer"

I then was going to continue with explaining to him what Gay means and he was done with the conversation......Oh boy...

A wedding?

So Wyatt and I were just hanging out and he turns around and states to me.

"Mom, I think I'm going to get married by time I'm 20."

I made the suggestion that maybe you should wait until you're 30 to get married.

He looked at me and then said "well Mom by the time I'm 30 all the girls will be all crinkled and have gray hair."

I just said "well you know that is why some girls color their hair so it's not gray."

He said "Oh that will work, okay I can wait until I'm 30 to get married."

So I'm looking forward to his wedding in 21 years! I think I'll start looking for my dress now!